Day 4: December 15, 2013
Nap. Seriously, just take a nap.
Translation: Twenty-five is a lot like being a toddler. It’s best for everyone if you take a nap.
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Non-fiction
Day 1: December 12, 2013
Go to the gym, get a weird look from a stranger in the dressing room, and give her a weird look right back! Because, hey! She’s rude.
Get on the scale, confirm that Thanksgiving was full of bad choices, get off scale, look in the mirror.
Your pants are on backwards. Yes, now that you think about it, your pants do feel a bit uncomfortable this morning.
Translation: Twenty-five is learning to interpret the weird looks strangers are giving you. Don’t make a weird face out of spite; just say thank you and go fix your pants.
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